Logo

What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:59

What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

-mwahh

What does "feeling like your life is over" mean and why is it not in any dictionary online?

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

How do you leave a relationship when you are still in love?

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

Do you have any problem dating a younger man?

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

How would you advertise if you wanted to be a "tour guide" who can take you through the dark web while warning you what not to look at and not to click on?

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]